I had a dream…
… that Chris and I were going to play air hockey, but the puck was a large capsule made of ice, and you had to put a small stuffed cat inside it.
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May 17
Apr 14
Every room in this “church” is labeled using quotation marks. “Church Office,” “Pastor’s Study,” etc. This is what I can only assume is a Sunday school room.
Apr 05
It has recently come to my attention that Gargamel wanted to EAT the Smurfs.
That is so very disturbing.
Jan 27
One of our customers just paid over $5,000 against their account. In cash.
Jan 06
This is a real thing. O_o (Taken with picplz at Barnes and Noble in Columbus, GA.)
Nov 28
I was just checking my site analytics and saw that I got over 1,000 new visitors over the span of a few days earlier this month.
That’s highly unusual, so I went looking. Apparently, Gizmodo posted about the new Muppet movie and, for some reason, linked to my picture of Kermit at the Museum of American History.
Mmkay.
Nov 18
What are you trying to say about Christmas, Books-a-Million?
Nov 07
You know how sometimes you’re at a Mexican restaurant and think, “Damn, I wish I had a lower back tattoo.” Well, El Vaquero has you covered. And for only 50 cents!
Oct 29
This is equal parts disturbing and hilarious to me.
Oct 27
- Me: What are you reading?
- C: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supergravity
- Me: .....
- C: I just like reading. About canonical quantum gravitational theories.
Oct 18
Oct 15
Wut.
Oct 11
» “Swing open the door, and behold a tableau that perfectly captures the tween aesthetic. The polka-dot chandelier. The zebra-print wallpaper. The lime green shag rug that pulls the look together. But you can’t go in because the door doesn’t lead to a room. It leads to a locker.”
This article makes me want to punch someone in the face.
Oct 04
Lyndsey’s grandmother, you guys. She is in a league of special that’s all her own. As we were clearing space to grade papers, I found this little beauty. That is monogrammed toilet paper, people.
MONOGRAMMED TOILET PAPER.
The next store gave us this dress. I think I could live with the bubble skirt, but that yellow beaded/sequined stripe across the waist? Dear God, no. NO.
And this… Well, it just made me stop in my tracks. Could they have made this poor mouse any more disturbing? I don’t even.
