January 2010
December 2009
There is no such thing as the perfect soul mate. If you meet someone and you...
– Madonna (via somehowsomeway: kari-shma)
instead of santa claus
calamityking:
laurenmoran:
i am going to tell my kid that batman brings all their christmas presents. and instead of leaving milk and cookies and that stupid shit, christmas eve we’re going to set up little boobey traps all over the house in case any villains try and take the toys that batman leaves.
in the morning i’ll make sure all the boobey traps were set off and leave little calling...
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if i had to give up booze, i'd blow my brains out...
calamityking:
it’s from hamlet 2, i’m not being emo.
I completely forgot about that movie. Now I must see it.
Thank you for reminding me I’m not special. You don’t even see what...
– Luisa Contini, Nine
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